As I entered our office premises yesterday, the security guard stood up and greeted me. I know he is relatively new and have been around only for about a week or so. His supervisor, who was watching him from a distance pulled him up for unnecessarily greeting me by standing.
The security guard replied “He is a senior guy sir. He sits near the CEO”.
His supervisor immediately snapped back, “No, he comes by two wheeler. He must only be a junior guy”.
I loved their definition of a senior manager. :))